Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: Right behind you ....
Job: Student
Well, I used to go around here allot, then I lost my net, and I just stopped, I was a real deusche back then, and took things way too serious, now I'm back (under new account, lost old e-mail address) and hope not to fall into old patterns ...
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Whistle Status: Normal
Exp. Points: 280 / 400
Exp. Rank #: 127,637
Voting Pow.: 4.52 votes
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Flash Reviews: 25
Music Reviews: 0
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25 Reviews | 3 w/ Responses
Man, I use to masturbate to this when I was 12, and now I still can when I'm 18 , practically 19 really ...
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It was a completely unique gamestyle, with an interesting story (as far as I could tell) that was actually challenging for a change ! I'm so tired of this watered down attempt to appease the masses with stupid bright easy games, this is a refreshing challenge
Author's Response:
Thanks CoyoteIncarnate! It's nice to see someone enjoy a hard game for a change.
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I just wish that after I had done with masturbating I could've just skipped the sex scenesor turned off the music so I could wait about the 10 minutes it would take for me to get horny again, maybe a save file would be good ?
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Mildly amusing little gizmo, LOVE the music, really though, my monitor isn't quite good enough (that or my vision) in order to get my entire body on screen
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"Meh,the game was only a little better then average"
but I gave you a 10 in hopes you cvould tell me where this bg music comes from ! I know it's a loop but it's stuck in my head !!!
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It's a great game you can kick back and play while listening to some tunes ! I really like the settings. About all I can say is if you make another, make it even more customizable, add some animations, maybe a little plot (although, admittedly, I liked how this wasn't very plot intensive) maybe make it so you can choose car color. Great game !
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Wish it had some story though, why must you fight through the millenia ? Even something as simple as a family feud would be cool, but we get no explanation
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Patterns, and the tension in my back. Also a fun game to play with your girlfriend
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You DIRTY motherfucker, how dare ou make a game THIS fucking Epic ? Who the Hell do you think you are you dirty bastard, making me have to play through this awesome ass game... Bastard...
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"I'll definitely be waiting with bated breath !"
This is a good start and I can't wait to try the actual game !
However it did have a few kinks, jumping in walls, enemies jogging in place, and there being no stage after the teleporter, also you should be able to use it without jumping.
Author's Response:
wait what?
could you tell me more about these errors
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